Well, to answer that question simply: because it's fun!

In my IRC days, I would frequently go in search of trouble online, often with my comrades in arms at my side. We would hike off to some god-forsaken channel and see what we could stir up. It never failed to be amusing, at least to us.

So here it is: some of the finer moments online preserved in museum like fashion. Think of me as the Smithsonian of IRC Depravity, the Leuvre of IRC Evilness, some guy who collects velvet paintings, whatever. Fact is most of this stuff cracks me up, and if you fail to see the humor in it, chances are that's because you've been on the receiving end of one of our little expeditions.

Semi-Legal Disclaimer:

****PLEASE TAKE NOTE****
The pages linked to from this page may, and in fact probably DO, contain one or more of the following:
-Childish people using adult language
-Immature people discussing mature topics
-Graphic depictions of sex (usually by virgins)
-Conversations on revolting topics (like Marxism)
If these things offend you, or if you think they might offend you, or if you think you might find yourself offended when thinking about it later, or if people generally find you offensive because you say things like "turn down that noise" and "You need to cut that mop you call hair," you could probably find a better use for your time than continuing along this course. In other words, enter at your own discretion!

That said... let's get to the good stuff!

Just how many ways ARE there?: A little trip we took on10/13/98 to #3waysex

Sn0wGurl gets a man: A funny byproduct of the above mentioned trip on 10/13/98

Peewee's Playhouse: A trip I made to #Playhouse on 10/19/98