So you think you want an internet guy do you???  Well here is all you ever really needed to know on how to land yourself the computer geek of your dreams.

Step one:

Find yourself a chat room ... Any will do.  I used mIRC.  But girls be creative.

Link to download MIRC

Step Two:

You will need some bait. Here is the bait I used to trap Todd:

(I would insert Todd's pic's here but he had none So I had no idea what he looked like until he got to my door.)

Step Three:

This is the hard part. You have to devote endless hours to your computer and your whole check to your phone bill so when he isn't online you can call and find out why.  Also, during this time you have to make that stupid mistake of falling in love with a guy over a phone (or DSL) line.  And believe me saying it to him will be SO hard.  During this time you should use your feminine wilds to convince him to drive across the whole country just to sleep with you.  (It sounds harder than it is.)  I found the best motivation was to flirt with four men at the same time and invite them all out in a winner takes all marathon across the ol' USofA.

Step Four:

As they say the waiting is the hardest part.  I found time passes quicker if you make a spa date and have every inch of your body waxed and buffed.  When you get home from the spa have your twin take pictures of you just incase this internet guy does not work out.

Step Four:

You know what your Mom always told you "Don't sleep with him on the first date."  But you see in the age of technology chat can be a date if prearranged.  And well if you just have sex and fall asleep on the couch it is not really sleeping with him. 

Step Five:

As Stacia always says you have to be willing to go the extra mile.  My next radical suggestion is to start a family as soon as possible!  (Ok this is bad advice but it is MY story after all)

The Moral Of My Story:

Is simple really with dedication and perseverance a computer some hot pics and a big phone bill you too can land yourself the perfect internet geek.

 The PRIZE:

The End